yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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