# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I understand Curling. That high.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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