Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
420 ftw
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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