you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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