i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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