remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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