Small penises have feelings too.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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