Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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