Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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