where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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