Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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