I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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