We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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