Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I've blown a few things in my day
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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