Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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