he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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