I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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