Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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