He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Randomize
