well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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