My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
