Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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