True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You can't just leave with hair like that
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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