Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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