Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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