You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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