Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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