I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my being single is dangerous.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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