oh god the rape fog is back!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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