I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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