Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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