Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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