I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
