Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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