mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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