Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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