even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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