we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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