He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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