It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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