then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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