Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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