Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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