why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize