that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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