She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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