On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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