So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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