I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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