There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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