I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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