So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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