you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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