I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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