their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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