I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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