Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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