Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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