Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
