We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Shitshow foam night was such a success
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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