I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I am available for nakedness
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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