You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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