one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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